The Northman

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2.75 / 5

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Based on 476 votes and 88 reviews


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User review rating: 5 May 08, 2022

The opposite of any lame review.

User review rating: 5 May 08, 2022

Great cinematic art. I loved it. Tells a great reality based Viking story. I have read the bad reviews and honestly was not surprised. Please expect the reviewers that hated it were under 30 and only know Marvel movies so are trained on big budget fantasy epics. Therefore when viewing cinematic art they are bored. If you want to see something different, and very much an art based movie and about the reality of Vikings and a great Viking adventure story then you will enjoy this very much.

User review rating: 5 May 08, 2022

Amazing movie for Scandinavian folklore fans. No grounding characters, no modern bull***t, just pure viking saga style artwork. Definitely worth viewing on big screen.

User review rating: 4 May 07, 2022

Best adventure Movie yet - Go See it - it's awesome - lots of fight scenes and history involved here

User review rating: 5 May 07, 2022

No woke BS.

User review rating: 1 May 07, 2022

Worst Movie of the year

User review rating: 5 May 06, 2022

A true gem for people who want to see REAL, historically correct(no woke BS) viking age. No race-mixing, no anti-white bs, just pure joy! A RARE TREAT!

User review rating: 1 May 06, 2022

Uhm...this was really bad. Why would there be people giving 5 stars?

User review rating: 5 May 06, 2022

It's a great movie portraying a realistic look of life at that time.

User review rating: 1 May 06, 2022

First this movie is trash. But these reviews is more entertaining from that one angry white guy that raging about the woke. He's the only guy giving this piece of trash repeated 5 stars. What a spaz. LOL!!

User review rating: 5 May 05, 2022

Stay out this is for real men and women not a bunch of idiots who dont know how to just enjoy a movie without being butt hurt

User review rating: 1 May 05, 2022

This movie is a utter bore. Rather get my teeth cleaned.

User review rating: 5 May 05, 2022

awesome movie..a must see leave the ladies home for this one..guys outing

User review rating: 5 May 05, 2022

awesome movie

User review rating: 1 May 04, 2022

So mad I spent money on this nauseous testosterone garbage. Learn from my mistake, spend your money elsewhere.

User review rating: 1 May 04, 2022

It's like watching a bunch of Neanderthals growling and roaring and pounding their chests for 2 hours.

User review rating: 5 May 04, 2022

Absolute gem! You want to see a true Viking movie, with attention to details and historical accuracy? That`s the one! Pay attention to negative reviews- nothing to say, zero facts presented, pretty obvious they never seen the movie, pure hate because it`s about WHITE EUROPEANS, Masculinity and Straight men and cast reflects that, which is unheard of in a common brainwashed (((system))). Enjoy!

User review rating: 1 May 03, 2022

Nothing likable about this movie. No one is likable. The story is unlikable. I want my 2 hours back.

User review rating: 1 May 03, 2022

Horrible

User review rating: 1 May 03, 2022

It was hard to follow the plot. It was so dark which made it hard to see things. It jumped around all the time. Worse Viking telling movie ever.

User review rating: 5 May 02, 2022

This was a blood-soaked thrill ride, offered by the director of The Witch, and Lighthouse. There is something special here, especially for cinephiles.

User review rating: 5 May 02, 2022

Finally a historically correct movie about vikings, not ruined by "woke" bs! A rare treat!

User review rating: 1 May 02, 2022

So dumb. This movie is so moronic. So the guy runs away and swears revenge on the man who killed his father. But does he come back with an army at his back? No! He comes back as a dumb slave. And this movie is just boring and yucky,

User review rating: 5 May 01, 2022

hollyweird hasnt made a movie this great in years. Everyone saying its bad is stupid and petty... well worth seeing it in theaters

User review rating: 2 May 01, 2022

Hardly an original story, re: Hamlet, Conan the Barbarian, but with a seasoned cast which lured me. Decent references to Odin, Icelandic scenery, and social history, but not much more to say about it. Matinee fodder at best. Spoiler alert: blood and guts - literally. I'd like to hope this will be the last ancient/medieval sword and sorcery film made but don't hold your breath.

User review rating: 1 April 30, 2022

I have no idea what the writers were thinking on this movie. I could have written a better script about Vikings myself & I have no experience. I just cannot forgive myself for asking my husband to waste 2 hours in that much pain. He was huffing & puffing along with me throughout the whole movie. I just wanted to ask for our money back for the pain & suffering until the end. Please “No” sequel please!!!

User review rating: 1 April 30, 2022

Walked out ..

User review rating: 1 April 30, 2022

One of the worst movies I've seen in years...and I see them all. Boring plot, horrible overacting. I can't imagine what they were thinking with this script. Don't waste your money on this.

User review rating: 1 April 30, 2022

This is a really bad movie. Save yourself the misery.

User review rating: 5 April 30, 2022

This is a phenomenal experience. A blood-soaked adaptation of Hamlet set in Viking times. Everything about it is beautiful and engrossing.

User review rating: 1 April 30, 2022

Almost walked out it was so bad, and I hate wasting money.

User review rating: 5 April 29, 2022

Very unique movie. Brutal, dirty, barbaric, pagan. The supernatural stuff can be explained both ways: as real, or as visions and beliefs of the main character, so it is as real as he (or you) believe it is. People who know norse mythology only from stupid MCU will be confused. :D Definitely not for kids or people who can´t handle explicit violence.

User review rating: 1 April 29, 2022

No story line poor acting

User review rating: 1 April 27, 2022

If you want to see a good Viking movie. rent The Vikings with Kirk Douglas and Tony Curtis.

User review rating: 1 April 27, 2022

Worst Viking movie EVER MADE....who are the IDIOTS that give it 5 stars? They either have no taste in watching movies or get paid to get people to waste money to see it.

User review rating: 1 April 26, 2022

This is a mess. Don't know if they are trying to re tell the story of Beowulf or not but if it was, they butchered it.

User review rating: 1 April 26, 2022

This was awful. I want my money back. I feel sorry for Ana Taylor Joy. I hope her career can recover after this

User review rating: 1 April 26, 2022

Instead of focusing on telling a good story they decided they want to do as much as they can to make it artsy. So the entire movie is gray drab and boring. Nothing visual to see and the story is bland as heck. The only thing this movie brought out was that medieval Scandinavians are savages, with human sacrifices, slavery, and primitive hoo dooo voodoo.

User review rating: 5 April 25, 2022

If you’re interested in Vikings and Norse mythology, this is a must. Cinematically massive. Fascinating characters and Kidman brought her A game. Be prepared to sit for the whole thing, don’t want to miss a minute.

User review rating: 3 April 24, 2022

Weak premise Little character development I almost walked out several occasions due to lack of appeal / quality Vikings tv series way better...